German Guy Doesn’t Understand

I’ve known about this for a dog’s age. But I’ve always assumed that everybody else knew too. Just in case, here are two awesome “German guy doesn’t understand” videos.

12 Responses to “German Guy Doesn’t Understand”

  1. Erica Says:

    Dying. The bottom one. I almost had projectile snot.

  2. MikeWilson Says:

    LOL.

    Ya know. I was with the plain old “goofy german guy doesn’t understand” until he got to:

    “I vant to go to pahty wit Jennafa to make obsavation.”

    I KNEW IT!

    FUCKING GERMAN PEOPLE!

  3. Erica Says:

    German peeps are so kinky in gross ways. I lost it at the beginning, when he raised his right eyebrow and said, “Really? Jennifer poops at parties?”

    I must have watched it 20 times now.

  4. MikeWilson Says:

    “She poops at parties and peoples know dis?”
    “I poop at parties.”

    It immediately reminded me of the south park scene where they come across Cartman’s Mom in a German video of… similar theme.

    Kyle projectile vomits and Stan yells “DUDE! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH GERMAN PEOPLE!?!”

    Looked for the clip but couldn’t find it.

  5. Erica Says:

    Two days later. Still fucking hysterical. And to make it worse, I have this really bad cough / cold, so every time I laugh, even a little, I sound like I have consumption and I can’t stop for around 10 minutes.

  6. Erica Says:

    Poop on da carpets?? Dis sound like, Jennifer, you have some mental iss-yoo.

  7. MikeWilson Says:

    The little whisper at the end…

    “…she poops at parties.”

  8. Erica Says:

    The wide-eyed look of horror…

    “Poop on da carpets?”

  9. MikeWilson Says:

    yeah but it’s “horror nee excitement”

  10. Erica Says:

    I am totally obsessed with the “shoot the shit” video. I almost coughed up an organ the other day.

  11. Erica Says:

    From laughing, I mean, in case I didn’t make that clear.

  12. MikeWilson Says:

    :) You’ve single handledly doubled my hit count.

    she poops at pahtees

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