Randomness
Why the FUCK does a dust buster cost $80? It’s a motor and a bag.
Just saw this on twitter (in the space of several minutes, from one person about one other person. Paraphrased (lightly) and all names changed):
- Boycott Joe’s restaurant because of his stance on issue X
- No, this isn’t a lynching, it’s just a disagreement
- I have nothing against Joe personally
Uhm.. Yes it is and yes you do. You just said you did. That’s up there with “Yo no offense but your sister’s a fucking slut.”
How you approach the table in an argument is at least as important as your position. If you’re trying to actually convince someone then stomping your feet and pouting makes you look like an unmitigated ass. Of course if you don’t mind that then fine. But you’re hurting your argument and destroying your credibility.
I’m trying to decide if Trader Joe’s “Thai Lime Chili Cashews” are great or ass. The checkout hippy said “just return them if you don’t like them.”
What kind of unwashed morlock is so free of dignity that they’ll return half a bag of cashews?
I’m just sayin’ yo.
October 28th, 2009 at 2:41 pm
You’re so wonderfully awesome, just sayin’ yo. :-)
But really, back to the hippy thing, so if you paid a hippie $5 to shower, does that increase or decrease the dignity level? I mean, technically they have a “job” and earned money. But to be paid to shower is pretty bad.
*shrug* just some food for thought. lol
October 28th, 2009 at 2:47 pm
Nah. See, the whole “valuing the collective over the individual” thing causes that to be a point of shame, decreasing their dignity into the negatives (which, because they’re fucking children, raises their hubris which they don’t know how to distinguish from pride.)
October 28th, 2009 at 2:48 pm
1) It’s a motor and a bag WITH A PATENT.
2) “I didn’t say Joe was an unwashed morlock with a high odor of toejam. I just said his morals are dubious. Nothing personal.”
3) But it worked when I was three!!!!
4) Great: just don’t eat them all at one sitting. And it’s knowing you COULD return half a bag that makes the second half all the more tasty. :)
5) Say on, bro!