A Good Imagination and a Pile of Junk

V. Kate

Yell all you want about “but it works on my machine.” The fact remains that THIS is the attitude.

I couldn’t get enough,
so I had to self destruct.

It doesn’t get ANY better than this.

47 ODD things about you.
If you opened this.. copy and paste,
Delete my answers and put in yours.
Forward to your friends.
Learn 47 things about your friends and let them learn 50 things about you! Whatever.

1. Do you like blue cheese?

The more mild ones as an ingredient.

2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
No. Nor have I done anything else with heroin except turned it down.

3. Do you own a gun?

Yes. Not in Brooklyn, but yes.

4. What flavor do you add to your drink at sonic?

Never SEEN a sonic.

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?

I don’t remember, probably. It’s been almost 20 years since I’ve had one.

6. What do you think of hot dogs?

Good ones (Hebrew Nationals) are awesome. Not good ones are assdogs. There’s no middle ground.

7. Favorite Christmas movie?

Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer. (movie? I s’pose that’s more of a “christmas special” so I’ll add “It’s a Wonderful Life” as a backup.)

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?

Diet Dew

9. Can you do push ups?

Yep

10. What’s your favorite piece of jewelry?

My Angel and Devil cufflinks. I actually have two pair in case I feel like wearing two Devils. The opposing scenario doesn’t really come up that often.

I can’t wear most jewelry (against my skin.) It’s too irritating.

11. Favorite hobby?

Writing

12. Do you have A.D.D.?

My sister doesn’t think so but I’ve always been a fan of rital…ooh,puppy!

13. What’s one trait you hate about yourself?

None of your fucking business.

14. Middle name?

Patrick

15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment:

1. I’ve REALLY got to clean this monitor, it’s positively revolting.
2. I could just change the WordPress posting form to white on black and not have to look at it.
3. That’s really stupid, but I’m actually considering it.

16. Name 3 things you bought yesterday.

I didn’t.

17. Name 4 drinks you regularly drink?

• Diet Dew
• Coke Zero
• Seltzer with a bit of homemade ginger syrup
• Laphroiag

18. Current worry?

Job

19. Current hate right now?

Not worth dwelling on

20. Favorite place to be?

Home

21. How did you bring in the New Year?

Might’ve been at my favorite place.

22. Where would you like to go?

Scotland

23. Name two people who will complete this?

*shrug* NO idea. I’m not going to forward it to anyone. That’s just douchy

24. Do you own slippers?

I know I OWN slippers, I haven’t seen them in quite some years.

25. What shirt are you wearing?

Yellow Old Navy Flag t-shirt, 2005.

26. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?

No. They’re for porn movies.

27. Can you whistle?

Ayup. Can’t do any of those cool ultra-loud whistles, which is probably for the best.

28. Favorite color?

Purple. Don’t ask.

29. Would you be a pirate?

Real pirate? No, they’re scum and should probably be shot on site.
Funny “Arrr” dude? Absolutely.

30. What songs do you sing in the shower?

Don’t remember. Something entirely inappropriate for my vocal range usually.

31. Favorite girl’s name?

As I’m not a parent (I don’t think) I don’t really think in those terms.

32. Favorite boy’s name?

See above.

33. What’s in your pocket right now?

Kryptonite

34. Last thing that made you laugh?

My answer to #33. What? It’s not like YOU’RE going to entertain me.

35. Best bed sheets as a child?

Didn’t really have those kind of sheets that I remember.

36. Worst injury you’ve ever had?

Bike accident, June 10, 1980. 4 days after my 10th birthday. Hell of a dive. Still got the scars.

37. Do you love where you live?

Yeah, but it’s wearing on me quickly.

38. How many TV’s do you have in your house?

zero.

39. Who is your loudest friend?

In the interest of protecting the guilty…

40. How many dogs do you have?

None :-(

41. Does someone have a crush on you?

That’s a very good question. I suspect not in the last year or so.

42. What is your favorite book(s)? Book series?

Manalive by G.K. Chesterton.

43. What is your favorite candy?

Lately, homemade candied ginger.

44. Favorite Sports Team?

Don’t give a fuck.

45. What song do you want played at your funeral?

This

46. What were you doing 12 AM last night?

Writing.

47. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?

Badgers? Really? And what about that damn firetruck? What was that about?