Busted ;)
Once He Walks Through JoAnn's Door, a Man Starts to Die
Girlfriend, holding up scrapbook thing: Do you like this?
Boyfriend: Yeah, it's nice.
Girlfriend: “It's nice,” because it's nice, or “it's nice,” so we can get the fuck out of here?
JoAnn Fabrics and Crafts
Tacoma, Washington
Overheard by: baker98391
via Overheard Everywhere, Apr 26, 2009
April 26th, 2009 at 11:05 am
My JoAnn’s story: My brother has a weird allegry to fabric stores… the dyes and smells make his eyes puff up and go blood-red. Back in his high school days, when his social life required him to come home while high, he would explain his red eyes and hoarse voice to my mom as having been at JoAnn’s with his girlfriend.
She never caught on, not even when he’d ask her to make him seventeen grilled cheese sandwiches.
April 26th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
Oh that’s a scream.