30 Questions
Via Erica on Facebook.
One of these things, which asks the hard hitting questions again. Answer these “30 Things You Wouldn’t Think To Ask,” then tag me so I can come and have a look. After that, tag 25 friends who you’d like to answer these questions (I’m sure we all know the drill by now).
1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? Nope. Came close, but no.
2. Do you close your eyes on a roller coaster? Nope. Wide open.
3. When’s the last time you’ve been sledging? Probably around the same time Erica went skinny dipping.
4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone? The Who else is critically important. If it’s not the right person, alone… hands down. Still looking for the right who.
5. Do you believe in ghosts? There are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in my philosophy. But no.
6. Do you consider yourself creative? Yes
7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife? Duh. He did. Sorry. If you don’t think so, I suspect your intelligence.
8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie? The ol’ Mary Ann or Ginger question eh? If it’s for a weekend locked in a bedroom, Angelina Jolie. If it’s for question#4 or anything that includes (but is not necessarily limited to) “outside the bedroom”, Jennifer Aniston, hands down.
9. Can you honestly say you know anything about politics? Yes. An awful lot more than I did when I was a bloodsucking liberal pagan shitbag.
10. Do you know how to play poker? Plain old real poker, yes. Poorly and I have to be harangued into playing, and you can’t make me like it. I might win though.
11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight? Yes. Record is a hair over 72. I miss those days.
12. What’s your favorite commercial? Any commercial involving a puppy sliding across a kitchen floor.
13. Who was your first love? Someone who deserves better than to be an answer to a stupid web questionnaire.
14. If you’re driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around you, do you run a red light? No. You can’t really ever be “that sure” no one is around,
15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you? Always have, always will.
16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees? I could care less, but it would take work. If pressed, Yankees just because Boston sports fans are such unrepentant pricks.
17. Have you ever been ice skating? Yep, love it.
18. How often do you remember your dreams? Not much any more. Starting to come back again. Seems like a few year cycle. They’re very rarely pleasant in any way.
19. What’s the one thing on your mind? THE one thing on my mind? Don’t be stupid.
20. Do you always wear your seat belt? Front seat, yes. Back seat no.
21. What talent do you wish you had? I wish I was disciplined.
22. Do you like sushi? Yes.I particularly like those weird “fusion” sushi-like thingies at Sushi Samba.
23. What do you wear to bed? Nothing.
24. Do you truly hate anyone? Yes
25. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be? Didn’t we cover this?
26. Do you know anyone in jail? Yes. I have a cousin who’s doing 25. I hope he’s got a cell mate who dresses him up in a fucking tutu and broadens his horizons. He should probably be fed feet first into a meat grinder. Not gonna say what he did.
27. What food do you find disgusting? Peppers. Big ol peppers. Liquify ‘em for sauces and such? Great. Don’t get the fucking things near me or god HELP you, anywhere near my pizza. I’ll gag.
28. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back? Not in the last 15 years.
29. Have you ever been punched in the face? Nope, he missed.
30. Do you believe in angels and demons? No. They’d make the world pretty interesting though.
Sorry, I’m not tagging anybody. You’ll get over it. If you picked it up and answered ‘em, gimme a comment. I’m enough of an internet voyer to read ‘em.
March 22nd, 2009 at 6:03 pm
You have TOO been searched by the police. Don’t you remember one evening after picking up Chinese food and stopping by the Dairy Barn and because your airbag had been stolen, the townie cops thought something was weird and asked for your ID and they confused you with another person who was wanted for passing bad checks? And your license was suspended or something, and then so was Rob’s, and they were going to impound your car but then me and Dan showed up cause I was worried that your car broke down and we had to talk the tow guy out of towing your car. And then I had to drive all of us home and then call Bean to drive me back to get your car and our Chinese food was REALLY cold by then. I’m pretty sure you were searched by the cops that night.
March 22nd, 2009 at 6:14 pm
why yes. Yes. I remember that quite vividly. *facepalm*
See I wasn’t sure if they did. I remember opening the back of the car and the cop looking in there and not really being interested in spelunking into the trunk of that dumpster on wheels, through the aging McDonald’s.
That was the night it actually took them an hour and a half to make our damn food. Our hands would stick to the table where we were sitting waiting. Then two rather corpulent …err… “local” chicks came in wearing truly horrifying neon spandex leggings with nothing underneath. They ordered, got their food and left while we were sitting there, at which point we realized they weren’t making it at all and were probably just afraid to tell us to leave.
The Horror.
March 22nd, 2009 at 6:16 pm
I don’t think he actually patted me down.
March 22nd, 2009 at 11:16 pm
I think he did. And it was fortunate he didn’t search your car, because didn’t you have a freakin’ katana in there or something? That would have gone over great!
March 23rd, 2009 at 1:35 am
Well yes, but not then.
The car was broken in to alarmingly close to where I sit, which is when the Katana and other assorted goodies (along with the airbag) were removed.
Indeed the absence of the air bag served only to heighten the suspicions of the already donut starved local constabulary.