This one hit me like a hammer.
Useless trivia about me: I stay up late on Saturday nights in order to catch Post Secret just in case there’s something there about me.
It’s the same reason I pour over my visit logs. But I can’t really tell much.
So at the moment I’m the #1 result for google’s blogsearch for “Jennifer Aniston”
Via Erica on Facebook.
One of these things, which asks the hard hitting questions again. Answer these “30 Things You Wouldn’t Think To Ask,” then tag me so I can come and have a look. After that, tag 25 friends who you’d like to answer these questions (I’m sure we all know the drill by now).
1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? Nope. Came close, but no.
2. Do you close your eyes on a roller coaster? Nope. Wide open.
3. When’s the last time you’ve been sledging? Probably around the same time Erica went skinny dipping.
4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone? The Who else is critically important. If it’s not the right person, alone… hands down. Still looking for the right who.
5. Do you believe in ghosts? There are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in my philosophy. But no.
6. Do you consider yourself creative? Yes
7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife? Duh. He did. Sorry. If you don’t think so, I suspect your intelligence.
8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie? The ol’ Mary Ann or Ginger question eh? If it’s for a weekend locked in a bedroom, Angelina Jolie. If it’s for question#4 or anything that includes (but is not necessarily limited to) “outside the bedroom”, Jennifer Aniston, hands down.
9. Can you honestly say you know anything about politics? Yes. An awful lot more than I did when I was a bloodsucking liberal pagan shitbag.
10. Do you know how to play poker? Plain old real poker, yes. Poorly and I have to be harangued into playing, and you can’t make me like it. I might win though.
11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight? Yes. Record is a hair over 72. I miss those days.
12. What’s your favorite commercial? Any commercial involving a puppy sliding across a kitchen floor.
13. Who was your first love? Someone who deserves better than to be an answer to a stupid web questionnaire.
14. If you’re driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around you, do you run a red light? No. You can’t really ever be “that sure” no one is around,
15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you? Always have, always will.
16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees? I could care less, but it would take work. If pressed, Yankees just because Boston sports fans are such unrepentant pricks.
17. Have you ever been ice skating? Yep, love it.
18. How often do you remember your dreams? Not much any more. Starting to come back again. Seems like a few year cycle. They’re very rarely pleasant in any way.
19. What’s the one thing on your mind? THE one thing on my mind? Don’t be stupid.
20. Do you always wear your seat belt? Front seat, yes. Back seat no.
21. What talent do you wish you had? I wish I was disciplined.
22. Do you like sushi? Yes.I particularly like those weird “fusion” sushi-like thingies at Sushi Samba.
23. What do you wear to bed? Nothing.
24. Do you truly hate anyone? Yes
25. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be? Didn’t we cover this?
26. Do you know anyone in jail? Yes. I have a cousin who’s doing 25. I hope he’s got a cell mate who dresses him up in a fucking tutu and broadens his horizons. He should probably be fed feet first into a meat grinder. Not gonna say what he did.
27. What food do you find disgusting? Peppers. Big ol peppers. Liquify ‘em for sauces and such? Great. Don’t get the fucking things near me or god HELP you, anywhere near my pizza. I’ll gag.
28. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back? Not in the last 15 years.
29. Have you ever been punched in the face? Nope, he missed.
30. Do you believe in angels and demons? No. They’d make the world pretty interesting though.
Sorry, I’m not tagging anybody. You’ll get over it. If you picked it up and answered ‘em, gimme a comment. I’m enough of an internet voyer to read ‘em.
From this article:
Is there truly a tax-the-rich hidden agenda in Washington that goes far beyond the Obama budget?
I wonder about this simply because there’s a much better way to recoup the misbegotten AIG bonuses. Though no one in Congress is paying any attention to beleaguered Treasury man Tim Geithner, he explained in a March 17 letter to Nancy Pelosi that the Treasury “will impose on AIG a contractual commitment to pay the Treasury from the operations of the company the amount of the retention awards just paid. In addition, we will deduct from the $30 billion in assistance an amount equal to the amount of those payments.” So the AIG bonus problem can be remedied in a much calmer and simpler way than returning to 90 percent tax rates.
Makes ya think… or oughta.
