News Flash: Obama Thanks Self Via Teleprompter

Fucking idiot.

Obama Thanks Himself
A teleprompt blunder has led to Barack Obama thanking himself in a speech at the White House in a St Patrick’s Day celebration.

Barack Obama(R) and Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen

Obama and the Irish PM share the joke during their joint address

Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen was just a few paragraphs into an address in Washington when he realised it all sounded a bit too familiar.

It was. He was repeating the speech President Barack Obama had just read from the same teleprompter.

Mr Cowen stopped, turned to the president and said: “That’s your speech.”

A laughing Mr Obama returned to the podium to take over but it seems the script had finally been switched and the US president ended up thanking himself for inviting everyone to the party.

Mr Obama is an accomplished orator but is becoming known in America as the “teleprompt president” over his reliance on the machine when he gives a speech.

12 Responses to “News Flash: Obama Thanks Self Via Teleprompter”

  1. Cardgrrl Says:

    Mikey ~ do you really live for the gotcha?

  2. MikeWilson Says:

    He read the WHOLE SPEECH without knowing it wasn’t his. He’s a spokesmodel.

  3. inw Says:

    When you say “He read the WHOLE SPEECH”… that’s true, if by “WHOLE SPEECH” you mean “one sentence”.

    And… f..king idiot? Really? C’mon.

    {inw}

  4. Pierce Says:

    I’m quite sure “inw” never called Bush a F*ing idiot.

    :-\

    If you think Obama is smart, you are no longer allowed to say Bush is stupid.

  5. NewMetro Says:

    If GW would have gaffed like this, it would have made the evening news and Jon Stewart should have shown it repeatedly. But in this case there is not even a single audio track to be found. Obviously it is being suppressed by the mainstream media to curry favor with Obama’s administration.

  6. Eric Says:

    Now if Bush had done this, the video would have been leaked to about every news outlet and the nightly comedians would have run with the material for a week or longer.

    But when the Annointed One does it…we don’t even get to see the gd video!!!! GIVE ME A BREAK!

  7. inw Says:

    >I’m quite sure “inw” never called Bush a F*ing idiot.

    You’d be correct.

    {inw}

  8. MikeWilson Says:

    You would be right indeed. While I wholly disagree with inw on most things in this arena, I would certainly have no fear that you could find neither evidence nor witness to claim such an utterance.

    It is perhaps my lack of articulation that brings me to the ineloquent nature of my conclusion.

    I do however actually and truly believe that the Teleprompter Of The United States has the wisdom of the average garden snail. Because if I didn’t believe that, I would be left with only believing that he was fundamentally malevolent.

  9. MikeWilson Says:

    God damnit. Nevermind. I take it back (not about inw.)

    That One’s a Miserable fucking shitweasel.

  10. marchmoon Says:

    No cookie for you!

    Yes, Cowen made a mistake. When Obama “thanked himself,” he was making a joke!

    Who is the “fucking idiot” for not getting it?

    Hahahahaha!

  11. MikeWilson Says:

    He READ THE WHOLE SPEECH not knowing it wasn’t his.

    That actually makes him a total fucking idiot.

  12. MikeWilson Says:

    Guys, listen. I keep getting these hits from “obama joke, thanks self”

    It

    was

    not

    a

    joke

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