is planning to go outside and make sure there are still people in the world.
Because for all I know a bizarre virus could’ve wiped everybody out 36 hours ago and I’d have absolutely no idea.
Hell, I could be the last person on Earth.
How the crap would I know?
UPDATE: Yep. they’re there. rude and obstructing as ever. But I’ve got my garlic and pepperoni pizza (well… half of it anyway *urp*) so I’m just gonna sit here bein’ happy.